This Week on ‘Real World Portland’: Drunken Hangs + Pizza Shop Bangs

Photo: (MTV)

Photo: (MTV)

Did y’all catch the third episode of “Real World Portland“? Last night’s show was just what the reality T.V. doctor ordered — sex and parties — but here’s a little advice to keep the real doctor out of the picture!

+ Even Spontaneous Sex Should Be Safe Sex

Johnny and Averey can’t keep their hands off each other! Not even at work, where the two get down in the pizzeria bathroom. I love Averey and Johnny together, but I don’t wanna know what their babies will look like just yet…unless their baby has four legs and is named Daisy! All sex — even spontaneous, pizza shop sex — requires preparation. Know yourself, know your partner, and always wear a condom. One in six people in the U.S. has herpes, and we all know “The Real World” is the story of SEVEN strangers, soooooo… (It’s totally Daisy.)

+ Drink Smart, Especially When You’re Angry

Most of the roommates’ arguments are fueled by alcohol. Although one person in the house (rhymes with “Gordon”) tends to be particularly argumentative, it’s hard for anyone to seem right when everyone is drunk. When going out with friends, I follow one rule: drink smart. Know your limits, and drinking when you feel bad to feel good usually spells trouble. Drinking with people you’re mad at rarely ends well…just ask my ex! And if, like Jordan, you often forget what you did last night, you might wanna cool it on the tequila shots.

Watch Real World Portland Ep. 3 full recap

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